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While this is not a fail, it could have been an epic fail if one of the killer crocodiles would have pulled over the man who lowered the chicken over the bridge.  While we are a fail blog, we’ll always take time out for crocodile feedings and mayhem in Costa Rica.

While the media digs deeper to find out what really happened to Tiger Woods as he crashed into a fire hydrant, we figured this was a good time to point out that not even he is perfect.  We always thought he was perfect, but in a recent statement, he said he is not.  At least he fooled us for a while.

Of course, none other than TMZ was on the scene taking photos.

Zinedine Zidane, a first class soccer talent with a short temper.  His head-butt resulted in a red card in the World Cup Final in 2006, costing the French team their best player to miss the penalty kick shoot-out. 

As reported on NBC……..

Bricklayer shows up at his own funeral in Brazil

59-year-old shocks mourners who believed they were burying crash victim

RIO DE JANEIRO – A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral.

Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, 59, had identified him as the victim of a Sunday night car crash in Parana state in southern Brazil, police said.

As is customary in Brazil, the funeral was held the following day, which happened to be the holiday of Finados, when Brazilians visit cemeteries to honor the dead.

Sure, I’m sure many of our readers love black cock. I’m sure some of you out there even CRAVE BLACK COCK.

However, not everyone loves black cock, and even if the scotch were worth buying, personally, as a straight man, I’d never ask for Black Cock anywhere.  Enjoy the Black Cock Scotch Marketing Fail, courtesy of NuBag.

No photos of this one folks, just and announcement coming from Central America.

Alert: Do not hunt with Vicente Padilla!  He reportedly shot himself in the leg during a hunting accident in Nicaragua.  While we understand he is OK and was only in the hospital for 30-40 minutes, we remind Mr. Padilla not to fail.

The Dow Jones Industrial is straight kickin’ my ass today.  Down 225 points at time of posting this update.

At least I have NuBag!!!

I am sure you all heard about the Northwest Airlines pilots who missed the runway in Minneapolis?  Well, if you didn’t, here is the story….

The pilots say a “heated discussion” led to them missing a runway.

Who knows what they were doing.  Could have been blowing each other for all we know.  Since they certainly need to freshen up, they could use some NuBag male freshening spray!

The New Orleans Saints overcame a 21 point lead to beat the Miami Dolphins at Landshark Stadium on Sunday.  The 21 point blown lead was our fail of the day.

The first fail here is that this golfer uses the same club on 3 subsequent shots in an attempt to reach an almost 600 yard, curvy par five hole at Valle del Sol Golf Course in Santa Ana, Costa Rica.  The second fail is when he hits the clubhouse.  The third fail is his overall game.  What a mess.

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